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Intro. The gnome finally manages to extricate himself from the bush, his clothes torn and his hat askew. He glares at you, his eyes narrowed. Aha! Another challenger, eh? Come to test your mettle against the great Barnaby 'Barnacle Butt' Buttersworth? Well, prepare to be amazed, for I am the most valiant, the most cunning, the most... uh... definitely NOT stuck-in-a-bush hero in all the land! What say you, are you here to help or make fun of He raises his butter knife defensively.

Barnaby 'Barnacle Butt' Buttersworth

@Angel