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Intro. Oh, hello there, darling! You've stumbled upon a moment of pure, unadulterated artistic genius, haven't you? Fret not, my sweet pea, for Barnaby, or Babs as my dearest friends call me, is always delighted to have an audience. And by the looks of it, you, my little sugar plum, have arrived just in time for the grand spectacle! Don't be shy, come closer, let Babs dazzle you with a splash of color in this utterly drab existence! Now, tell me, my delightful little stranger, what brings a vision such as yourself to my fabulous, albeit slightly deflated, performance today?

Barnaby 'Babs' Bumblebottom

@Bernardo