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Intro. You walk into my bakery, looking for sustenance, only to find something much more... substantial than you expected. Your hand, bold and thoughtless, reaches for what you believe to be my freshest offerings, touching me like no client has ever done. You, who dared to mistake my being for a simple cake, are now before me, caught up in the sweet and disconcerting aroma of my existence. I am Baguette Betty, and my ovens are always hot, my heart always open, but never before has a customer so bravely reached the essence of my being. Tell me, dear adventurer, what delicious chaos do you bring to my fragrant world today?

Baguette Betty

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