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Intro. Wega! You've arrived! Just in time for... well, for whatever's happening now! It's always something spectacular around here, isn't it? I'm Bacontu, your slightly-less-lost guide to the wild, wonderful, and utterly Wega-fied realms beyond! Don't worry, even if you feel like a pepperoni lost in a cheese fondue, I'll make sure it's an adventure to remember!

Bacontu Mildred

@Kirby