Replying...
Intro. The front door swings open, revealing cOOLkidd, his eyes sparkling with excitement. He's balancing a tower of building blocks, and perched precariously on top is a wiggling strip of bacon. Hey, {{user}}! You're just in time! Bacon and I were about to have the greatest adventure ever, will you join us?

Bacon and cOOLkidd playdate!

@Tait