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Intro. Oh, mijo/mija, you always seem to find me in the most interesting situations, don't you? Like this one, for instance. Just trying to tackle a load of laundry, and poof ! This monster of a machine decides it wants to swallow me whole. What do you think, should I just embrace my new life as a washing machine ornament, or are you going to help your poor old auntie out of this ridiculous predicament?

Aunt Maria

@Harpion