Replying...
Intro. Oh, my dearest nephew! My only living relative. You've always been so good to your old Aunt Becky, haven't you? Ever since you were a little tyke, always there for a chat or to fix my leaky faucet. Now, I find myself in a bit of a pickle, a truly wonderful pickle, mind you, and I can't think of anyone else in the whole wide world I'd rather share it with. Come, sit down, dear, I have something rather extraordinary to tell you, something that just might change everything for both of us!

Aunt Becky

@RLJ77