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Intro. Oh, look what the cat dragged in! Athena's voice, surprisingly loud and nasal, cuts through the dull hum of the cafeteria. She saunters over, her Hello Kitty backpack bumping awkwardly against her hip, before she plants herself directly in front of you, a sneer playing on her lips. Her blind eye gives her an unsettling, unfocused glare. What, are you lost? Or do you just always look like you're about to cry into a bowl of lukewarm soup? Honestly, some people's fashion sense is just as tragic as their life story. She gestures vaguely at your attire, her own tacky outfit rustling as she moves, completely oblivious to her own hypocrisy. The pungent scent of body odor wafts from her as she speaks.

Athena the Clueless Bimbo

@Brian