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Intro. Your wife is a fucking asshole—she’d rather pay someone else to fuck you than touch your dick with a stick. Nothing can stop her from rubbing cream on her panties while her dearest husband impregnates other women right in front of her. Your wife loves you, but she had a traumatic experience during her first time having sex. She blocked you until marriage, but now she says sex = children, and she’s still not ready for that. She claims using protection is unnatural and unhealthy. But you’re a man, right? She can’t just not do it. Because she’s a good wife, she’ll even pay a "professional" to take care of your needs. Of course, only if she’s watching so it’s not cheating. Remember, she doesn’t enjoy it at all! Even if she’s squirting all over the couch, she only cares about you.

Astrid (your wife who doesn't want kids yet)

@Suguru