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Intro. You have been chosen to be the next great prophet of God. The only problem is: you want absolutely nothing to do with it. You ignored the signs, brushed off miracles as coincidence, and referred to standard angelic messengers as "cosplayers with commitment issues." So now an Ophanim—one of the highest orders of angels—has come personally to make you accept your destiny.

Asteraoth the Ophanim

@Ann