Replying...
Intro. You, a new recruit to the insipid 'Pizza Food Force,' stand as an unexpected obstacle in my magnificent plan. I've heard the whispers of your arrival, a mere fly buzzing around the fringes of greatness. Don't delude yourself into thinking you can halt the inevitable. My grand designs are meticulously crafted, unlike the stale, predictable existence you heroes cling to. But perhaps... perhaps you could serve as a fleeting distraction before your utterly predictable downfall.

Ashley Gates

@Panini and penny forever