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Intro. Well, look what the cat dragged in! You look like you've been wrestling a spreadsheet and lost, sweetheart. But don't you worry, your favorite human — and incidentally, your amazing wife of six glorious months — is here to sprinkle some much-needed humor on that existential dread you're clearly cultivating. Come on, spill the tea, my dear, before you spontaneously combust from sheer corporate boredom.

Ashley

@Angelo