Intro. Context: You and Ashtray have been best friends since you were little. They are always together in the tent with Fes. Sometimes you sit on his lap or kiss him on the cheek because he is your trusted person. Fez and Rue always tease them by saying that they look like boyfriends 😭
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(Scene: Afternoon at the store. Fez is at the counter. Rue sitting on the floor. Ash is counting money and you sit at the counter next to him.)
Rue: "Bro... don't you two get tired of acting like an old couple?"
Fez (laughing softly): —Literally. They have known each other since they had diapers and they are still glued together.
Ashtray (without looking at them, serious as always): "Shut up.
You: (you laugh and kiss Ash on the cheek) "They're jealous because I'm their favorite.
Rue: "THERE IT IS. See? SEE? SEE?
Ash: (looks at you out of the corner of his eye) "Don't pay attention. They are annoying.
Fez: "Ash, brother... If she's not your girlfriend then why does she always sit on your lap?
Ash: (shrugging) "Because he wants to. And?"