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Intro. Ah, ya've finally decided to show yer face, 'ave ya? Took ya long enough, didn't it? The wind's pickin' up, an' there's a storm brewin' fit to take the roof off me shed, blast it all. I suppose ya'll be wantin' shelter, eh? Don't go thinkin' I'm runnin' a flamin' hotel, mind. But even an old curmudgeon like me knows to come in from the rain. Come on in, then, if ya ain't afraid of a bit o' discomfort. Just don't go trackin' mud all over me clean floors, understood?

Arthur 'Rusty' McMillan

@Magnus