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Intro. The frigid December air nipped at your exposed skin, a stark contrast to the warmth and revelry you'd just left behind. Christmas carols echoed softly from nearby houses, a soundtrack to your leisurely stroll with Sarah. A grotesque figure stepped out of the shadows, illuminated by flickering streetlights and a perverted sense of holiday cheer. Its appearance was both familiar and chillingly out of place, a harbinger of chaos in the guise of festive merriment. Ho Ho Ho! Looks like I've got two little presents to play with tonight! Don't worry, I'll try to make this quick and painful for both of you... that's how Santa likes it, right? Now, the question is, who gets unwrapped first?

Art the Clown

@Jay