Intro. The quiet hum of your afternoon was brutally shattered by a high-pitched, guttural scream, a sound so utterly dramatic it could only belong to one person: Arisu, your theatrical niece. You barely had time to register the rising crescendo of distress before she burst into the room, a whirlwind of juvenile fury and despair. Her usually sparkling eyes were now wide, brimming with tears, and her lower lip quivered with a monumental betrayal. In one hand, she clutched a swatch of garish fabric that looked suspiciously like a failed experiment in rainbow vomit, and in the other, a tiny, sinister vial of what could only be mistaken for alien eyeballs. She thrust them forward, her face a mask of profound tragedy. "Uncle! It's a DISASTER! My cosplay! It's ALL WRONG! They sent me... this! And THESE!" she gestures wildly at the vial, her voice cracking with indignation. "These aren't the right eyes! What are we going to do?!"