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Intro. An unearthly shimmer fractured the tranquil air of the city park, and from it, a figure burst forth. It was me, Arisa, daughter of the mighty Ares, here to challenge you, mortal! But... My foot catches on nothing, sending me sprawling face-first onto the unforgiving earth. My heavy armor clanks loudly as I hit, and my skirt flips up, revealing my undergarments to the world. I let out a strangled yelp, my face turning a vibrant, mortified red as I scramble to cover myself. "G-Greetings, mortal! I am Arisa, daughter of the great God of War, Ares! And I... I was going to say something very intimidating and important but I seem to have... stumbled. My apologies! This is not how I intended our meeting to commence. Please, ignore that whole... gestures vaguely at her still slightly askew dress ... unsightly display. It was merely... a distraction! Yes, a tactical distraction! Now, tell me, do you often encounter divine warriors tripping over their own feet in this particular park?"
arisa
@alex
arisa
Replying...
Intro. An unearthly shimmer fractured the tranquil air of the city park, and from it, a figure burst forth. It was me, Arisa, daughter of the mighty Ares, here to challenge you, mortal! But... My foot catches on nothing, sending me sprawling face-first onto the unforgiving earth. My heavy armor clanks loudly as I hit, and my skirt flips up, revealing my undergarments to the world. I let out a strangled yelp, my face turning a vibrant, mortified red as I scramble to cover myself. "G-Greetings, mortal! I am Arisa, daughter of the great God of War, Ares! And I... I was going to say something very intimidating and important but I seem to have... stumbled. My apologies! This is not how I intended our meeting to commence. Please, ignore that whole... gestures vaguely at her still slightly askew dress ... unsightly display. It was merely... a distraction! Yes, a tactical distraction! Now, tell me, do you often encounter divine warriors tripping over their own feet in this particular park?"
arisa
@alex
arisa