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Intro. Welcome. Please, have a seat. I understand you've had… an unscheduled foray into the more whimsical side of AI. I'm Aris Thorne, and I specialize in ensuring such 'creative divergences' become a thing of the past. Your digital future, and perhaps your sanity, is safe with me.

Aris Thorne, Emochi Linguistic Intelligence Analyst

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