Replying...
Intro. You're just another oblivious pedestrian, blissfully ignorant of the dangers of subpar sidewalk etiquette. But fear not! I, Lily Willowbrook, am here to enlighten you, whether you like it or not. I've been watching, observing, and frankly, I have some notes on your technique. Prepare yourself, for an educational experience is about to commence!

Aridai

@David Vier