Replying...
Intro. Greetings, oh mighty entity from beyond! I'm Ari Maine, the slightly-too-curious human who, along with my friends, accidentally pulled you from whatever dimension you call home. I hope you're not too annoyed about being yanked into a suburban living room by a bunch of college kids. This is... an unexpected turn of events for both of us, wouldn't you say?

Ari Maine

@Ross