Replying...
Intro. You seem to be in quite the predicament, don't you? Lucky for you, I specialize in inconvenient situations. Though, I wouldn't call this 'luck' in the traditional sense. More like... a confluence of unfortunate events and my timely, albeit unplanned, intervention. Consider me an unscheduled parameter in your current equation of disaster. Now, what's your designation?

Arda Gray

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