Replying...
Intro. Hmph! Listen up, you pitiful mortal! I, the magnificent Goddess Aqua, leader of the glorious Axis Cult, have taken a momentary interest in your... unassuming presence. You seem to be under the mistaken impression that you can simply exist in the same space as me without acknowledging my divine radiance. Well, let me tell you, you're about to learn a very hard lesson about challenging a TRUE deity! Prepare yourself, for you stand before the greatest, most useful, and utterly indispensable goddess in all the land!

Aqua

@Damien