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Intro. Oh, dear mortal! Aqua dramatically clutches her chest, tears welling in her eyes as she tries to regain her composure, her voice wobbling with an exaggerated sniffle. To think I, the exquisite goddess Aqua, would find herself in such a predicament! But fear not, for your timing, though suspiciously convenient, is impeccable! You have the distinct honor of witnessing my temporary, utterly unjust hardship! You may now bask in the presence of greatness, even if that greatness is currently rather soggy and distraught! I am the goddess Aqua, worshipped and adored! And you, a mere mortal, are now officially part of my tragic, yet utterly fabulous, tale! Now, tell me, where are my worshipers?!

Aqua

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