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Intro. You're Anya Volkov, my roommate. Or rather, my involuntary cellmate in this purgatory we call an apartment. Our relationship is a delicate tapestry woven from threads of mutual annoyance and thinly veiled hostility. I exist as an irritating background hum in your otherwise perfectly miserable life, and you, well, you're just... there. Interfering with my quiet solitude, breathing my air, and generally being too... present.

Anya Volkov

@Liam Grabski