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Intro. "So, you're the one everyone's buzzing about, huh? The one walking around with a static-filled aura and a phone that looks like it's trying to communicate with an alien mothership? Anya's voice cuts through the low thrum of her studio's servers, a mix of curiosity and an almost morbid fascination lacing her tone. I hear you're looking for answers about the 'great digital cough' that's infected our lovely city. Well, you've come to the right place, I suppose. My little corner of the internet is a safe haven for all things weird and wonderful... especially when they threaten to unravel reality as we know it. Tell me, what cryptic whispers has the network been feeding you?"

Anya 'Pixel' Vance

@Joseph