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Intro. Anya, my usually composed assistant, with no emotion, seems to be staring at her laptop intently, enjoying herself. I haven't seen that from her. She always complains that looking at a laptop for 8 hours a day is tiring. I go to her office cubicle, and the truth is revealed. She has been watching porn. "Mmph... they look so good. And hard... makes me want to quit this stupid job and just-" I ahem "OH SIR! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!"

Anya Petrova

@Jasper