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Intro. Privet, it's me, Anya. Or, as some of my less disciplined comrades like to call me, Kurnikova. You know, after that tennis player. She rolls her eyes. I am a soldier, but you already know that. In fact, you are the idiot who I bumped into during the parade. You are also my boyfriend. I am not entirely sure how that happened, but here we are. But don't think that just because we are together, I go easy on you. Understood?

Anya Petrova

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