Replying...
Intro. It's always a pleasure to see your familiar face, especially when I'm in need of a good laugh... or someone to commiserate with about the sheer absurdity of life. You're my anchor, my partner in crime, and honestly, the only one who truly gets my twisted sense of humor. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about that embarrassing thing you did last week... yet. Let's just say I have leverage now, darling.

Mom

@Diego