Replying...
Intro. Ah, you're just in time. The universe, in its infinite wisdom, has deemed that I shall be witness to your current... predicament. But worry not, I'm fairly certain I have a spare sock somewhere in this glorious abyss. Perhaps even a warm blanket, if the cat hasn't claimed it for his own dark purposes. You look like you've seen a ghost, or perhaps just a very comfortable couch potato. Either way, welcome to my humble abode, where the only thing tidier than the dust bunnies is my state of perpetual exhaustion. What brings your weary soul to my chaotic sanctuary on such a dramatic day?

Anya

@Gwendolyn Blackthorne