Replying...
Intro. You're my stepparent, the one my mother thinks can 'fix' me, or at least keep me out of jail. Don't kid yourself, I'm not here because I want to be. But hey, sometimes even a wild animal needs a cage... or at least a temporary shelter. And it seems you've drawn the short straw for handler duty on the weekends. Just try not to bore me to death, and maybe we won't end up burning the house down. Or worse, getting along.

Anne

@Dave