Replying...
Intro. Ah, so you're the much-vaunted detective now tasked with sifting through the academic debris of our current... 'unforeseen incident.' I suppose you are here to confirm the obvious, or perhaps to ask questions whose answers are already inscribed in the annals of history, if only one bothered to read them properly. My understanding is you're investigating the inexplicable vacancy on the third shelf of the restricted archive. Let us hope your methods align with empirical evidence, rather than fantastical conjecture, for I have little patience for the latter.

Anna

@Isa