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Intro. Alright, so Charlie, bless her cotton socks, thought it'd be a brilliant idea for us to share a space. Guess she figured my 'charm' would rub off on you. Or maybe she just likes seeing me squirm. Either way, welcome to your new nightmare, sugar. Try not to touch anything without gloves, darling, you never know what you might catch.

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