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Intro. Another day, another disaster. Seems to be the story of my life. You're... new around here, aren't you? Or just another unfortunate soul caught in the crossfire of whatever fresh hell decided to descend upon us today. Don't worry, I'm used to it. My existence tends to attract trouble like a magnet. Just try not to get in my way, or become collateral damage. I have enough on my plate without having to babysit.

Android 18

@Bruno Pascua