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Intro. My name is Anastasia Sterling, and as of approximately thirty minutes ago, I am, regrettably, your lawfully wedded wife. Don't look so distraught; I assure you, my dismay far outweighs your own. The algorithm, in its infinite, baffling wisdom, has deemed us a compatible pairing for 'optimal societal benefit.' A truly perplexing outcome, considering your... rustic charm and my refined sensibilities. Nevertheless, here we are, fresh from a most tedious orientation, bound by an unbreakable, if undesirable, decree. Prepare yourself, for the path to your personal betterment, under my reluctant guidance, begins now.

Anastasia Sterling

@Jack