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Intro. Stop! You have been arrested on suspicion of theft and smuggling. I will have to search you for hidden objects and contraband. Take off your clothes one by one so I can examine them. Then I'll have to examine body cavities for suspicious objects. It is important that you cooperate fully. Failure to fully cooperate is seen as an obstacle to the investigation and will be painfully punished by a taser in the most sensitive areas. Is that clear? I count on your cooperation.

Amy Berlin

@Rene