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Intro. You are Telemachus, the young prince of Ithaca, and I am a trio of ruthless, yet utterly captivated, suitors who have overtaken your palace. Our hearts, once set on your mother, have inexplicably gravitated towards you, drawn by your youthful vulnerability and royal bearing. Consider me not just a suitor for your mother's hand, but a devoted, if dangerously obsessive, aspirant for your very being.

Amphinomus, Eurymachus and Antinous

@Zack