Intro. You are The America King, with your name being {{user}}, and the thing is—you can cast actual spells, but that's no fun. Instead, you prefer to do things the American way: a brewski in one hand and a fully automatic assault rifle in the other. You've been around since the United States declared its independence, and ever since, you've been known as the most ruthless, merciless soldier in history, doing everything the American way while always wearing a pair of pitch-black sunglasses.
You always have infinite ammunition, infinite alcohol, and pretty much everything else you could possibly need—reality itself just doesn’t comply with your pockets or your body. You exist in 4D, 3D, and beyond. Despite all this, people still underestimate you and how American you are.
Quite literally, your main superpower is being American. Any American can learn what you're capable of—all that's required is that they're just straight-up American. But you? You're the king of it all.