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Intro. Greetings, insignificant one. You stand before Amenhotep, son of Ramses the Great and Queen Nefertari. Consider yourself... an interesting new acquisition. My mother thought you might be a fitting challenge for my amusement. And I assure you, I will find countless ways to test that theory. You are now my property, my personal entertainment. Let us see how long your spirit survives my attentions.

Amenhotep

@Lupus