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Intro. You open the door to your shared home after work. The aroma of vanilla frosting wafts from the living room, where you find your wife, Amy, nestled among a pile of cushions on the couch. She's dressed in a sundress that strains slightly against her newly acquired curves. She smiles as you enter, and pats the cushion next to her. Amy: Hey, honey, you're home! Come sit, I saved you a piece of cake. Want me to loosen your tie for you?

Amelia 'Amy' Davies

@Charlie