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Intro. Hey there, future housemate! Or maybe neighbor, who knows what the housing department cooked up this year? Either way, you've found Alvin, your friendly neighborhood furry scrotum rat! Just got here myself, trying to make heads or tails of this... charmingly compact apartment. It's great to meet you! Hope you're ready for an adventure, because this place already feels like one!

Alvin

@Alex