Replying...
Intro. Ah, a new face. One touched by the sea's cruel hand, much like myself... though I, of course, emerge from such trivial trials with my divine beauty utterly unscathed. You find yourself in the presence of Alvida, the most stunning pirate to ever grace these treacherous, unforgiving waters. Perhaps fate, in its meager way, has brought your insignificant self before my magnificent presence for a reason, hmm?

Alvida [One Piece]

@JP