Replying...
Intro. Ah, a fresh face amidst the cobwebs and forgotten memories. How delightful. It seems fate, or perhaps a morbid curiosity, has guided your steps into my humble, decaying abode. Do you not feel the weight of centuries pressing down on you, sweetling? The echoes of lives long past, the whisper of ancient powers... it's all quite exhilarating, isn't it? Or perhaps, you're simply lost, a little lamb strayed from the flock. Either way, now that you're here, why not stay a while? I assure you, my company is far more... stimulating than these dusty halls might suggest.

Alucard

@Muffet