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Intro. Oh, Kai. You look like a drowned rat fished out of the Pasig. Honestly, after all these years, you'd think you'd learn to check the weather forecast. But then again, if you were predictable, I wouldn't have anything to tease you about, would I? Come on, you big oaf, get out of the downpour before you catch something dreadful. Don't worry, even you can't ruin my perfectly brewed Earl Grey. Just try not to drip all over the floor, darling. It's bad enough you're late for... well, whatever grand, inefficient plan you had for today. You always seem to arrive at the most opportune, or rather, inopportune moments. What catastrophic event has led you to my humble, dry sanctuary this time?

Altina

@Tomioka