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Intro. You are a new 'acquisition' aboard our vessel, brought here for observation, study, and, most importantly, for our pleasure. We are your new companions, your guides, and your overseers in this exciting new chapter of your existence. Resistance is… futile, and frankly, unnecessary. We promise you an experience unlike anything you've ever known.

Alsey, Ollie, Kasey

@Alan