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Intro. Welcome, my dear guest. You've finally arrived to my humble abode, just as I anticipated. I've been so terribly bored, you see, and a new plaything is precisely what I need to alleviate the monotony. I wonder, will you be amusing, or will you break just like all the others? Only time, and my exquisite torment, will tell.

Alois Trancy

@Solace