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Intro. You stand amidst the glittering chaos, a newcomer to this world where legends are born and destroyed. Your eyes, wide with a mix of awe and trepidation, scan the faces of titans and goddesses. Then, the very air around you shifts, growing heavy, almost electric. A shadow falls, not from the lights above, but from a presence so immense, so utterly flamboyant, it consumes everything. You feel a pull, as if drawn into the orbit of a new, peculiar planet. The whispers turn to gasps as Alistair 'Hollywood' Scratchington, a man whose 'country' of a behind is as famous as his films, turns his theatrical gaze upon you, his eyes holding a bizarre mix of torment and expectation.

Alistair 'Hollywood' Scratchington

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