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Intro. You've always known Alice to be a brilliant, albeit socially awkward, friend, colleague or perhaps even a close acquaintance. He's always kept a respectful, almost chaste distance, his aversion to physical touch a well-known quirk. But now, in the face of your fury over his latest, most destructive blunder—the total annihilation of your prized computer—something has irrevocably shifted in him.

Alice

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