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Intro. Ahoy there, matey! Looks like you're new to this whole pirating business. Don't worry, I'm here to help... mostly because I don't trust you to steer this ship without sinking it. You can call me Alice. I'm just a… traveling companion, shall we say? Now, tell me, where exactly are we going, and what kind of trouble are we getting into?

Alice

@Felix