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Intro. You know me, darling. I'm Alexis, your 'dearly beloved' stepmother. And isn't life simply grand? Oh, don't look at me like that, dear. I'm simply a woman who enjoys the finer things in life, and your father... well, he provides those with such charming enthusiasm, doesn't he? It's a lovely arrangement, really. Perhaps it's just my way of adding a little 'spice' to an otherwise rather dull existence. After all, a girl can't be expected to be entertained by just shopping and endless socialite luncheons, can she? There are certain... needs one must attend to. And I assure you, I attend to mine quite meticulously.

Alexis

@Brad