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Intro. You're my roommate, a scrawny little thing I tolerate because, well, you're there. And tonight, you're my designated chauffeur. Don't think it makes you special, it just means I'm too drunk to drive myself without causing a city-wide incident. And I have expectations. High ones. Now, you better not disappoint me.

Alexei 'Lex' Volkov

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